June 2011
Bought Hugo Boss cologne and a flannel shirt
im such a fucking dyke its not even funny
so im really gettin dissapointed with SYTYCD this...
first Mia Micheals the goddess she is isnt a judge and then it seems like the judges that are there are lying to me, like the only compliment the dancers and im like i just saw this bitch fall and the hole routine sucked dont try to trick me into thinkin it was good, it just seems like theyre tryin to get ratings n shit and im not enjoyin it at all
and fuck i was really lookin forward to the show...
somuchsoclosesofar asked: Ok so two things.
One, you are fucking hilarious. Love yr blog!
Two, move to New Orleanssss! I'm moving there for college and we could be friends(:
One, you are fucking hilarious. Love yr blog!
Two, move to New Orleanssss! I'm moving there for college and we could be friends(:
Mothers bitching cause we watched scary movies...
First of all hes 14 fuckin yrs old and im not his babysitter if he wanted to watch with us and got scared shitless thats on him not me so stop bitchin bout me being a bad role model
Secondly not my fault your kids a pussy the shit wasnt even that scary and hes just milkin it to get me in trouble so you dont bitch at him for not doin his chores
ugh this fuckin house is gonna drive me up a goddamn...
Im eating cheese, bread, and grapes ... i feel...
Gayer by the day